if i was george w. bush, i wouldn't be afraid of being assassinated. i wouldn't pay for those goddamn secret S. S. officer agent asshole cocksuckers to defend me.... i could take a fucking BULLET.... let them TRY to take me down. i'm sure laura would jump up in front of my head and heart, to keep me alive. she's a great girl. i wouldn't mind her death.... i could start drinking again. i could get drunk with my beautiful daughters.... oh god, what a beautiful time it would be. i'd confess all my horrible sins to them, they would do the same, we would mutually masturbate, and i would feel so peaceful that i wouldn't mind a bullet or three entering my alcohol soaked "stupid" brain.... let the blood flow.... i'm a martyr now, SUCKERS! and i had some fun before the extremists killed me! how do you feel about that, teenagers? how do you feel about that, pathetic undecided non-voters? FUCK.

that's just fantasy.... in reality, i'm voting for KINKY FRIEDMAN. let it be done!