ringleader of the prickly pack rats
an unlawful god like lincoln or gertrude bernstein could lick 'em flat in a short amount of time. with time to spare i can launch the spores of anonymous annihilation. a blinding revelation to be sure. to know yourself or others is to be in tune with the "thing."

barnyard genitals frolicking in the muddy field. splashing glittering globules of clay and soil hither and yon. jonathan and samuel protected the queen before she was seen. gabriel and corn-anthony couldn't hold a candle to this mighty operatic performance. anxiety filled the air in torturous silence. plain and simple - true dat. rattle and spit. climb mount everest and pull barbecue from the pit. it exists to satisfy the curious taste-buds and sadistic lust possessed by many a nun. heads will roll. you'll pay the toll. house cookies in the breadbox for your own righteous amusement. perpetrated by many, but utilized by none, the nuns and coquettish squirming food service employees sing the song of doom within their craniums.

i circumcised the owl at midnight. the frantic hooting is etched into my memory like the code of hammurabi. close the casket and pull the lever. the balcony is closed.

edit: i can't believe i remembered how to spell hammurabi, and that the code of hammurabi is one of the oldest known sets of laws.

ps: bloated bulldog clamato entropy.